Oh the humanity...
I mean, what is the world coming to when someone would defile a delicious bag of pizza rolls like that? Is nothing sacred anymore.
According to Fox 59, a Moore, Oklahoma, woman was grocery shopping at her local Crest Foods when she accidentally stuck her hand in human feces on a bag of pizza rolls.
“I pick up a bag of pizza rolls and there’s literally s—. Human s—. Excuse my language.
I was upset, I was disgusted, I feel like I was violated.
I grabbed the bag, I felt something smushy on the bag, so I turned it over and there it was. I was so disgusted I was almost in tears.”
Lt. Kyle Johnson with the Moore Police Department said they want to talk to the man seen in the picture below.
“That individual was then observed, went to the cooler section where he proceeded to defecate inside one of the coolers before leaving the business."
The police also saw surveillance footage that appears to show the suspect taking pictures of woman.
Man, what a real shitbag... no pun intended.
I mean, what kind of sick SOB does something like that? What even is that crime called?