Animals

Dinosaurs Are BACK, And Casually Roaming The Golf Courses Of Southern Florida

2021-07-31
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First came The Rona, then came the Murder Hornets, and now, dinosaurs are apparently back to freely roaming the Earth as they once did millions of years ago

It just won’t quit…

Filmed in Naples, Florida, this absolute beast of an animal was seen just taking a casual stroll across the tee box at Valencia Golf and Country Club. Some say that it’s just a big-ass alligator, meanwhile others have suggested that dinosaurs from another dimension have landed on Earth and are indeed back to terrorize all of humanity. I think it’s  pretty obvious what’s going on here…

And of course this is Florida… why does everything crazy happen in Florida? From a guy on bath salts eating another dude’s face off at Disney World, to giant reptiles wandering golf courses during a rainstorm, you’re always in for something crazy.

I get why old people move there as soon as they retire. They’re old, bored out of their minds and already seen everything there is to see in Iowa or wherever they’re from. They need a little excitement, a little danger, a little something to get the blood pumping before they just waste away.

I mean, look at this thing…

Tell me that isn’t a damn dinosaur…

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