FUN THINGS TO DO IN TEXAS:
- have a heat stroke
- get bit by a water moccasin
- sweat your balls off
- get sucked into a tornado
- run from wasps
- have a fire ant farm
- run the air conditioner & heater on the same day
- fall into the 'stickers' in your front yard
- watch your groceries melt from the grocery store to your house.
- get second-degree sunburn
- fistfight mosquitoes